ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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