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(810): View more from Michigan

Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf

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(406): View more from Montana

The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(647): View more from Ontario

look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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(256): View more from Alabama

If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.

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(805): View more from California

For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.

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