dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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