she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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