I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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