I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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