there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Can you bring me the toilet please
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When are your genitals available?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Randomize
