that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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