I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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