Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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