i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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