We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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