so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
