found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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