Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Will you blow on my dice?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is

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(817): View more from Texas

He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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(217): View more from Illinois

I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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(530): View more from California

Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas

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(605): View more from South Dakota

That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow

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