Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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