whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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