I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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