I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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