is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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