She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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