I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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