That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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