Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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