Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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