She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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