No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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