The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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