I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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