love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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