She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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