I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We had sex on a dog bed..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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