i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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