Plan B is the new Plan A
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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