Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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