Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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