32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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