For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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