Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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