Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't think brook has ever known best
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
