Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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