when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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