Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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