Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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