dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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