O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Im part way to drunk.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
