marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
4 words: hood of his car
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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