do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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