What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
my poor anus
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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