then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
