My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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