How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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