best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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