That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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