I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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