dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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